Brilliantology — Personal Statement

Personal Statement

You already know I’m going to talk about how this is the job I’ve been waiting for. This job is everything I have worked for, everything I have wanted to be in life. It is the very apex of personal achievement for me. I will love this job. Why else would I even want to apply?

You know that I am going to tell you about what a mature and responsible person I am, while I have a sense of humour and friendly disposition alongside an immense pride in my work and ability to be a team player as well as thriving whilst working on my own.

I will feed you keywords and buzz and phrases your automated system will pick up and send into the ‘review by a human’ folder. I will tell you what you want to hear.

In this box I am going to be everything you want me to be.

There has to be a better way of doing things.