Hell's Dorks

• Swan: actually i considered getting a segway for uni
• Jharensticks: lol
• Swan: just because no one would ever steal it
• Jharensticks: that is so...you
• Swan: i just thought it'd be hilarious
• Jharensticks: you could put a lil horn on it too
• Swan: haha
• Jharensticks: that like, giggles, instead of honks
• Swan: paint it black and put little flame decals all over it
• Swan: wear a leather jacket whenever i ride it
• Jharensticks: and a helmet!
• Swan: "Hell's Dorks"