17 Aug 2008

Reblogged from travors Comments   Tagged: funny movies
via travors (via ragdoll)
via travors (via ragdoll)

7 Aug 2008

Reblogged from jonic Comments   Tagged: funny weird
jonic: (via riotrepublic) Ha! 25 years and I never really thought about the fact that we’ve got Charles effin’ Darwin on the back of the tenner.. Same, this never occurred to me! This is, perhaps, one of the greatest motivational-style posters ever created. There’s hope for us Brits yet.

jonic:

(via riotrepublic)

Ha! 25 years and I never really thought about the fact that we’ve got Charles effin’ Darwin on the back of the tenner..

Same, this never occurred to me! This is, perhaps, one of the greatest motivational-style posters ever created. There’s hope for us Brits yet.


6 Aug 2008

Reblogged from nikography Comments   Tagged: funny fonts
“I’m going to make a black metal band called hellvetica.”

ben via stublag

and i’ll make an emo one called august in the futura.(via nikography)

I’ll make a teeny-goth radio-friendly band called Arial Black.

1 Aug 2008 Excerpts from 'The Little Book of Goths'

Reblogged from inky Comments   Tagged: funny gothic

Thanks to inky.

Choose your Goth Name

Your name must reflect your inner Goth self, so choose wisely, and think pretentious.

As Goths tend not to spawn young (this would spoil the image and would not look cool), very few Goth names are actually found on birth certificates. Do not worry that your own birth certificate declares you to be Cecil Cuthbert Carruthers — you will soon find you inner Blackness of Sweet Pain.

The Art of Lurking

This is really a very simple art to master. What you need to remember is that shadows are your friends. You should try to lurk in a demure but theatrical manner, glowering enigmatically from your corner — this all adds to the mysterious persona that you are attempting to create.

If you are still a potential Gothlet, you will want to find a group to loiter rebelliously with. This is best done in daylight as you are not yet allowed out after 9pm.

On the Pull

The most challenging part of picking a mate is working out whether the pretty creature dancing alluringly in the badly lit club is male or female.


31 Jul 2008

Reblogged from pica Comments   Tagged: ancient history weird funny

→ Who Told the World's Oldest Joke?

pica:

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.”